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16th-Jul-2008 05:54 pm
tardis
Okay, so yesterday afternoon I was walking the dog near my house (i.e. Hill Country), and found the BEST THING EVER:

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OH YES. ♥ ♥ ♥

The post on it had been broken up and left in a pile of crap, so I 'assumed' it had been dumped even though they'd probably meant to come back for the sign. But it was too amazing to leave. I was like, 'RIGHT! HAVING THAT!!', tramping into heaps of nettles while my dog looked on in utter bewilderment. I had to unscrew it from the post and everything - only got the one sting though - which was tricky cause it was attached with plastic screws that were right into the wood, and I thought might foil my plans - but NAY!

The best thing was walking home (rather speedily) with it under my arm; if you walk through the village confidentally and casually enough no one ever asks questions. I love Britain.

It's now happily sat in my room (actually it takes up about 80% of my room, since I have the smallest bedroom in the world, and these signs are deceptively massive), joining the collection of other signs I have gathered on my journeys through life. Here is another of my particular favourites:

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(The other side says 'NINE OUT OF TEN OF US HAVE BEEN VERBALLY ABUSED').

Gay pride ftw!


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Comments 
16th-Jul-2008 08:26 pm (UTC) -
You are crazy adorable!
16th-Jul-2008 08:34 pm (UTC) - Re: ♥
So's yer face ♥

o hai Petey!
16th-Jul-2008 11:21 pm (UTC)
YOU COLLECT SIGNS. I wish NZ was that cool

Is there a joke with the real estate sign, or just that it's an abandoned FOR SALE sign?
21st-Jul-2008 11:11 am (UTC)
Basically just that it's an abandoned for sale sign XD. It doesn't take much to amuse me. Except I see them literally everywhere, and now everytime I go past one I'm like 'BWAHAHAHA!!' XDD.

I found a beer glass on my travels this morning! It was just propped in the middle of a field, oddly. I was going to take it but I was on my bike and I thought I might kill myself =/
22nd-Jul-2008 07:56 am (UTC)
That is so cool. Oh, it would amuse me if it was just an abandoned sign - i was just checking there wasn't a joke =D

Oh, beer bottles and fireworks I find all the time... violent alchies the lot of us!
17th-Jul-2008 11:01 pm (UTC)
you are such a weirdo.
Seriously - I haven't spoken to you in ages and this is the opener to new conversation - "I scavenge signboard and hoard them in my room".
Fwaha - ahh how I wish I could pretend I was any less bizarre. But as it is - Respect ;-)
xoxoxoxoxoxoxox
21st-Jul-2008 11:22 am (UTC)
I KNOW. I CAN'T DO ANYTHING ABOUT IT. XD
One day I will give you a sign of your very own. It will be beautiful.
25th-Jul-2008 03:18 pm (UTC)
I await that day in a near-uncontainable state of anticipation. Well...actually...it's my birthday tomorrow... *hint hint*
Haha ;-)
xoxoxoxoxoxoxox
28th-Jul-2008 10:37 pm (UTC)
Aaaaah I have been at seventies nights/internet dead!

HAPPY BIRTHDAY FOR *thinks* SATURDAY <333
SORRY I'M CRAP AND MISSED IT EVEN THOUGH YOU TOLD ME IN ADVANCE XDD
WHEEEE YAY BIRTHDAY &c. &c.

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