I was going to post and tell you all about my new job, with its decidedly eye-burning uniform, and to flail over Doctor Who and so on, but in other news, my parents are splitting up.
...And just like that, SCHOOL IS OVER!!!
It's kind of bizarre. We have to go back a couple of times for exams, but it's not going to be our school anymore D=. Ajdshjds. Been ready to leave for ages, but it's still sort of ikasnfkjsdns-ey. And I am going to miss it.
I'M PRACTICALLY GROWN UP NOW. DDDD=
Sorry the picspam is of such epic proportions XD. I'm all nostalgic and emotional now and I'm trying to get it out of my system. Also a bit ded-by-junkfood, haha. But nngh, I feel old.
Love you all ♥
So I was sat in the common room this morning drinking tea and generally not doing much else, and my friend Loz rushes up to me and goes, 'I'VE GOT TO APOLOGISE TO YOU!!'
Loz: Because I killed you!
Loz: In my dream last night!
Me: Wha - how - why
Loz: It was your idea! You were at my house and you were telling me how you loved to go in the washing machine to get yourself nice and clean, and you were like, 'pleeease Loz, put me in the washing machine!', so I was like, '...eh, alright,' but we decided to use some new washing tablets to try them out so I put them in the washing machine with you, but when it had finished I opened the door and THEY'D SHRUNK YOU DDD=. I was like, 'NOOOO, WHERE ARE YOOOOU?'
Danie: (listening with interest) So technically you didn't actually kill
her, did you? You just shrunk her and couldn't find her.
Loz: Yes, but I didn't know where she was and I thought she was dead!! ...But then my mum pointed out that you'd wanted
to go in the washing machine so it wasn't my fault, and I wouldn't go to prison or anything. So it was alright in the end.
Me: APART FROM ME BEING SHRUNKEN AND POSSIBLY DEAD, I ASSUME YOU MEAN.
I'm starting to feel insecure in my friendship group. I've noticed Loz eyeing me carefully all day, as if trying to work out how to put me in a washing machine =///.
ANYWAY, it's officially FOURTEEN SCHOOL DAYS TIL WE LEAVE FEREVER, and in case anyone doesn't know, in October I'm going to university here:
My writing looks shocking there cause I did it on Paint, but you get the idea. SOUTH COAST! THE SEA! SUNSHINE! AT LEAST SIX HOURS DRIVE FROM MY FAMILY! The good points are overwhelming. Yer all invited (Cath & I intend to romp among sand dunes and suchlike, if that appeals to anyone else. ....No?). I am so ridiculously ready to leave school it's unbelievable =/.
, THE RHINOS ARE CHARGING!!! DRIVE, DRIIIVE
Indy: *LIFE. FLASHING. BEFORE EYES.*
...I'm overcompensating for not posting at all in January, aren't I? In my defence, NOTHING IN THE WORLD happened during January. Feel free to tell me all your January sagas if January was good for you. But I bet it wasn't.
Also I'm pretty dormant during January and have only woken up now because the sun has been out these past few days. ^___^
Love your faces,
- Tags:pic-spam, safari
- Music:The Lion King - I Just Can't Wait To Be King
Day-After Christmas, F-list!!
Indy haz swag XD. Yes it is swag and not presents or anything... I have to seize any chance to make my life sound more exciting than it is. Including a new camera memory card, so Cath & Hannah - you can have the song in a couple of days, when I get round to recording it. Huzzah!
I'm freakishly excited over the icing colours. IT'S THE PAINT-ON KIND. I CAN PAINT ON CAKE, ZOMG. THIS IS LIKE A DREAM.
BUT WITHOUT HILLS. Incidentally, that's the best talent ever: 'I can paint on cake, what can YOU do?'
...Am I weird?
ANSWER CAREFULLY. CHOCOLATE CAKE-PUDDING-THING
AS A BRIBE.
Oh man, I probably weigh about 20 stone now.
Now don't, you know, PANIC, but you may not recognise me since the last time we talked since... well, a terrible tragedy has occured. My flawless features have been sort of, er, mutilated.
Indy lives in the attic. This is all very jolly, most of the time. However, in the winter, darkness falls around her and Indy has to climb down the ladder in the pitch blackness, since the light switch is at the bottom. Since Indy is a bit of a fool, with no coordination, occasionally she goes flying down from the attic without bothering with the ladder at all.
Indy.x ♥ETA: I'VE GOT AN OXFORD INTERVIEW ON 2ND DECEMBER!!!!!!
The first thing you should know is that tonight's tea involved a chilli and I thought it would be off my fingers by now but I just rubbed my eyes because mascara irritates me past eight o'clock, and APPARENTLY NOT. Oww owowow.
Well I'm finally ahead on schedule on NaNoWriMo (my heroine is currently on a roof with some crazy-ass boy who doesn't believe in gravity, and I can't think of a way to get her down so I think I'm pretty much leaving her up there and cutting to the next chapter, haha. Bad luck.) ...and so I'm up to date enough to post about last weekend. BONFIRE NIGHT, BABY. (OK so that was actually Monday. But Saturday night is close enough)
...Sometimes I kind of wish I could make normal LJ posts... X__X
Er, what? I don't know why. I really don't know why X__X
Would a normal, relaxed November be too much to ask?
- Tags:nanowrimo, oh god
- Music:The Plain White T's - So Damn Clever
Glossing over the fact that I haven't posted in three or four months --- OK, OK, I CAN'T. I'M SORRY. I'M SORRY I'M SORRY I'M SORRY. I FAIL. But in my defence, I've been having internet TRAVESTYS. (And why is it that whenever I try to write the word 'travesty' my fingers try to automatically type 'transvestite'? Do I type 'transvestite' particularly often? I didn't think so. Has anyone ever noticed that?)
But yeah, I have actually had loads of stuff going on (ooh get me, with my life and my 'actually's. I disgust myself).
ALSO (I'm in the mood for
caps-lock) I got my English Lit AS-level remark score back today! Some people might remember that I got full marks in one unit, just under full marks in another, and a C in the last. SAY WHAT. So I got my C remarked, and I got it back today.... and it is now an A!!! It's gone from 69 to 84 out of 90. So HUZZAH for that (and evil thoughts to stupid markers in the first place ^__^)
The other point of this post was to say HAPPY EIGHTEENTH BIRTHDAY TO CATH (Cath is the only person who ever has birthdays, according to my LJ). I have a present for you below, and I was kind of proud of it... but then I finally got up to date on livejournal and saw your post with all the amazing things people did for you on it. And now I'm kind of ashamed of this X__X. But it's this or nothing, and I spent just under five hours on it, and IT'S THE THOUGHT THAT COUNTS, or so I'm told. So.
Sorry about that. But yeah, love you Cath, and hope you had a good time (exactly a week ago! Madness) ♥
...Hey, hey, don't cry, I love the rest of you lot as well XD