( HORRIBLY EMBARRASSING BIRTHDAY PRESENT FOR HANNAH, THAT I DON'T REALLY WANT ANYONE ELSE TO SEE, BUT TBH I KNOW YOU'RE ALL GOING TO LOOK AT IT ANYWAY CAUSE I'VE PRETTY MUCH HANDPICKED MY F-LIST TO INCLUDE EVERYONE WHO LIKES TO SEE ME FEELING UNCOMFORTABLE, SO WHATEVER. )ALRIGHT, YOU CAN ALL GO HOME NOW. SHOW'S OVER. SHUSH NOW PLS.
♥

Glossing over the fact that I haven't posted in three or four months --- OK, OK, I CAN'T. I'M SORRY. I'M SORRY I'M SORRY I'M SORRY. I FAIL. But in my defence, I've been having internet TRAVESTYS. (And why is it that whenever I try to write the word 'travesty' my fingers try to automatically type 'transvestite'? Do I type 'transvestite' particularly often? I didn't think so. Has anyone ever noticed that?)

But yeah, I have actually had loads of stuff going on (ooh get me, with my life and my 'actually's. I disgust myself).

FOR EXAMPLE:

 

ALSO (I'm in the mood for dancing caps-lock) I got my English Lit AS-level remark score back today! Some people might remember that I got full marks in one unit, just under full marks in another, and a C in the last. SAY WHAT. So I got my C remarked, and I got it back today.... and it is now an A!!! It's gone from 69 to 84 out of 90. So HUZZAH for that (and evil thoughts to stupid markers in the first place ^__^)

The other point of this post was to say HAPPY EIGHTEENTH BIRTHDAY TO CATH (Cath is the only person who ever has birthdays, according to my LJ). I have a present for you below, and I was kind of proud of it... but then I finally got up to date on livejournal and saw your post with all the amazing things people did for you on it. And now I'm kind of ashamed of this X__X. But it's this or nothing, and I spent just under five hours on it, and IT'S THE THOUGHT THAT COUNTS, or so I'm told. So.

Preview:
 
... X__X
Sorry about that. But yeah, love you Cath, and hope you had a good time (exactly a week ago! Madness) ♥

...Hey, hey, don't cry, I love the rest of you lot as well XD

Indy.x ♥

Firstly, for Cath!

I wanted to use mangoes somewhere but our house is DEVOID OF THEM -and also, how on earth do you incorporate a mango into a name? HOWEVER (and here I will go into long explanation of my reasons for this work of art): I used teabags because we're British (they're Yorkshire teabags... it's a shame you're not from Yorkshire), the banana because it's curvy because it was the closest thing to a mango I had, strawberries cause they're... manouverable... custard creams because THEY'RE GORGEOUS and spices because... er.

^^ This just because my brother had loads of smarties and I thought I could do something artistic with them. Is it just me or are there BLUE smarties here? Aren't the BLUE smarties now banned?

Should I be worried that my brother is hoarding illegal smarties? 

I will now make my excuses and leave, heh.
Ilu all,
Indy.x ♥

You SHALL go to the ball!

Before I forget again:

HAPPY BIRTHDAY CAAATHH ♥
for yesterday

In my total lack of ideas for something birthday-like, I will photograph you some food later. Food photographed ESPECIALLY FOR YOU. Maybe I'll go complete overboard and make it spell your name or something. YES, I AM FULLY OF SURPRISES.

You SHALL go to the ball!

You all know you want to do Psychology. I came top in a test and was given... THIS:

IT DOES BACK-FLIPS. I have tried to capture it mid-jump but the best I could get was slightly blurry feet:


I name him PHILIP EL ZAPPO.

You SHALL go to the ball!

LJ is not letting me highlight things to make LJ cuts today =[ I can't be bothered getting the thing up to see how to do it the manual way. Laziness is once again my downfall. =[

You SHALL go to the ball!

You SHALL read and review Chapter Two of 'Isla de Almas Perdidas'!

Ilu all,
Indy.x ♥