Now don't, you know, PANIC, but you may not recognise me since the last time we talked since... well, a terrible tragedy has occured. My flawless features have been sort of, er, mutilated.

EXPLANATION:

Indy lives in the attic. This is all very jolly, most of the time. However, in the winter, darkness falls around her and Indy has to climb down the ladder in the pitch blackness, since the light switch is at the bottom. Since Indy is a bit of a fool, with no coordination, occasionally she goes flying down from the attic without bothering with the ladder at all.

Indy.x ♥